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		<title>How to Steal an Expression</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 23:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jake Garn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple weeks ago  I talked about The Art of the Pose where I discussed three styles of directing models. Well within those styles are techniques, some simple and some complex.  Over the years I have  developed a lot of techniques to get the look I want on a shoot.  Here&#8217;s one of my favorites! [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333;"><em>A couple weeks ago  I talked about </em></span><a title="The Art of the Pose by Jake Garn" href="http://www.jakegarn.com/ze-art-of-ze-pose/" target="_self"><span style="color: #800000;"><em>The Art of the Pose</em></span></a><span style="color: #333333;"><em> where I discussed three </em></span><span style="color: #333333;"><em>styles</em></span><span style="color: #333333;"><em> of directing models.</em></span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333;"><em>Well </em></span><span style="color: #333333;"><em>within</em></span><span style="color: #333333;"><em> those styles are techniques, some simple and some complex.  Over the years I have  developed a </em></span><span style="color: #333333;"><em>lot</em></span><span style="color: #333333;"><em> of techniques to get the look I want on a shoot.  Here&#8217;s one of my favorites!</em></span></p>
<h3><span style="color: #800000;">How to Steal an Expression</span></h3>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333;">Expression stealing is a term I came up with to describe the technique of making a model make a certain expression, without specifically asking him/her to do it.  In other words it&#8217;s always better to </span><em><span style="color: #333333;">make</span></em><span style="color: #333333;"> a model smile, rather than </span><em><span style="color: #333333;">ask</span></em><span style="color: #333333;"> her to smile.</span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333;">Take this image for instance:</span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Sarah-574-9.jpg" rel="lightbox[4084]" title="Sarah-574-9"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4086" title="Sarah-574-9" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Sarah-574-9.jpg" alt="" width="440" height="660" /></a></p>
<h3 style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #800000;">This is an amazing expression from Sarah</span></h3>
<h3 style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: #333333;">Sarah&#8217;s expression is a unique and complex blend of disdain </span><em><span style="color: #333333;">&amp; </span></em><span style="color: #333333;"> joy, boredom </span><em><span style="color: #333333;">&amp;</span></em><span style="color: #333333;"> fascination, pity &amp; fear&#8230; if I wanted to get this look from Sarah again I could tell her those descriptions but she would have </span><em><span style="color: #333333;">no</span></em><span style="color: #333333;"> idea what I was talking about.  There simply is no good way I can think of to tell a model to do this&#8230; but I have a thousand ways to make her </span><em><span style="color: #333333;">spontaneously </span></em><span style="color: #333333;">give me a look similar to this!</span></span></h3>
<h3 style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #800000;">You can&#8217;t </span><em><span style="color: #800000;">describe</span></em><span style="color: #800000;"> your way to this expression&#8230; you have to steal it.</span></h3>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333;">If I want a laugh I don&#8217;t tell a model to laugh, I make her laugh&#8230; and not with a lame joke either, that&#8217;s not a </span><em><span style="color: #333333;">real</span></em><span style="color: #333333;"> laugh.  For instance, the best laugh you can make is that one of slight embarrassment, so to get one I&#8217;ll tell a model to smile [take a picture] then frown [take a picture] then smile again.  At first I slowly take pictures, waiting for her expression to catch up&#8230; then I go faster, and faster until she starts feeling so ridiculous at how how odd it feels that she just can&#8217;t </span><em><span style="color: #333333;">help</span></em><span style="color: #333333;"> but laugh out loud!  In other words, I spend ten frames shooting something I&#8217;ll never use in order to get a true laugh out.</span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333;">You, as the director, have to figure out a way to authentically make the model make a </span><em><span style="color: #333333;">true</span></em><span style="color: #333333;"> expression and at the exact right second snatch it away!  That&#8217;s what I call </span><strong><span style="color: #333333;">Expression Stealing</span></strong><span style="color: #333333;">!</span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333;">Any model that shoots with me knows that I usually talk to them throughout the </span><em><span style="color: #333333;">entire</span></em><span style="color: #333333;"> shoot, I ask </span><em><span style="color: #333333;">a lot</span></em><span style="color: #333333;"> of questions.  Little do they know that I&#8217;m silently, usually sub-conciously, noticing their reactions.  I don&#8217;t even really care a whole lot about </span><em><span style="color: #333333;">most</span></em><span style="color: #333333;"> the questions I ask or the answers I receive (in fact I usually forget about what they say immediately) but what I </span><em><span style="color: #333333;">am</span></em><span style="color: #333333;"> remembering is what their reactions are like.</span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333;">So I thought I&#8217;d do a little exercise to illustrate this idea&#8230; Without either of them knowing anything about my experiment (at the time) I put the model (Sarah) on the phone with </span><a title="Muirhead's facebook" href="http://www.facebook.com/ryanmuirheadphotography" target="_blank"><span style="color: #800000;">Ryan Muirhead</span></a><span style="color: #333333;"> in the middle of a test shoot last week&#8230; I gave them no explanation as to </span><em><span style="color: #333333;">why</span></em><span style="color: #333333;"> they were talking, I just told them they had to </span><em><span style="color: #333333;">keep</span></em><span style="color: #333333;"> talking.  Sarah was able to stay on the phone for over a FULL minute before ending the conversation and passing me back the phone.</span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333;">The whole time they were talking I was busy stealing genuine expressions. All in 70 seconds.</span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><em><span style="color: #808080;">(CLICK IT FOR A BIGGER SIZE)</span></em></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Sarah-126-12.jpg" rel="lightbox[4084]" title="Sarah-126-12"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-4087" title="Sarah-126-12" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Sarah-126-12-512x1024.jpg" alt="" width="512" height="1024" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333;">By the way, expression stealing is much more than just saying something and capturing the reaction, sometimes the reactions build and build on each other&#8230; the more complex the reactions get the better the expression.</span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333;">The ironic thing is that I </span><em><span style="color: #333333;">love</span></em><span style="color: #333333;"> shooting models in a nearly expressionless state. When I think about it I realize there is a genuine reason for why I love shooting blank expressions so much.</span></p>
<h3 style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;">&#8220;It&#8217;s easy to make someone laugh&#8230;&#8221;</span></h3>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333;">It&#8217;s easy to make someone laugh but making a model ignore every care in the world and completely relax?  That&#8217;s a bit more tough.  Not only do I love the challenge but I love the idea of blank&#8230;</span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333;">Once you&#8217;ve removed expression you are left with a blank stare, and isn&#8217;t it interesting how hypnotizing a blank stare can be.</span></p>
<h3 style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;">&#8220;Isn&#8217;t it interesting how hypnotizing a blank stare can be.&#8221;</span></h3>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333;">Go ahead, take a few seconds longer than normal and </span><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color: #333333;">look</span></span><span style="color: #333333;"> at the image below&#8230; notice how, with a little imagination, it makes you feel like you&#8217;re looking into yourself.  Like it&#8217;s a mirror reflecting back the emotions that are currently on the edge of your mind?</span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333;">Or is that just me?</span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Sarah-491-7.jpg" rel="lightbox[4084]" title="Sarah-491-7"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4091" title="Sarah-491-7" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Sarah-491-7.jpg" alt="" width="750" height="500" /></a></p>
<h3 style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span style="color: #800000;">Equipment used to achieve these images</span></strong></h3>
<p><em><span style="color: #808080;">Links take you to B&amp;H with additional specs and current prices.</span></em></p>
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<li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #808080;">Camera: </span><a href="http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/583953-REG/Canon_2764B003_EOS_5D_Mark_II.html/BI/6076/KBID/6943" target="_blank">Canon 5D Mark II</a></li>
<li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #808080;">Lens:</span> <a href="http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/234444-USA/Canon_7042A002_70_200mm_f_2_8L_IS_USM.html/BI/6076/KBID/6943" target="_blank">Canon 70-200 f/2.8L IS USM</a></li>
<li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #888888;">Tripod:</span> <a href="http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/479927-REG/Manfrotto_190XPROB_190XPROB_Pro_Aluminum_Tripod.html/BI/6076/KBID/6943" target="_blank">Manfrotto 190XPROB</a></li>
<li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #888888;">Tripod Grip:</span> <a href="http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/303591-REG/Manfrotto_322RC2_322RC2_Grip_Action_Ballhead.html/BI/6076/KBID/6943">Manfrotto Ballhead (322RC2)</a></li>
<li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #808080;">Memory Card: </span><a href="http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/646867-REG/SanDisk_SDCFX_016G_A61_16GB_Extreme_CompactFlash_Memory.html/BI/6076/KBID/6943" target="_blank">SanDisk Extreme 16GB</a></li>
<li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #808080;">Strobes: Two </span><a href="http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/557086-REG/Elinchrom_EL_20728_2_Digital_Style_Combo_600RX.html/BI/6076/KBID/6943" target="_blank">Elinchrom 600RX Monolights</a></li>
<li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #808080;">Light Modifier: </span><a title="Elinchrom Octa at B&amp;H" href="http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/176942-REG/Elinchrom_EL_26184_Midi_Octa_Light_Bank.html/BI/6076/KBID/6943" target="_blank">Rotalux Midi Octa by Elinchrome (53&#8243;)</a></li>
<li style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/138243-REG/Photoflex_XT_3LLD293_LiteDome_Q39_Large_Softbox.html/BI/6076/KBID/6943" target="_blank"></a><span style="color: #888888;">Light Modifier:</span> <a href="http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/135645-REG/Photoflex_XT_2MLD293_LiteDome_Q39_Medium_Softbox.html/BI/6076/KBID/6943" target="_blank">Medium Photoflex Softbox</a> <span style="color: #808080;">with grid</span></li>
<li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #808080;">Software: <a href="http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/703010-REG/Adobe_65064073_Photoshop_Lightroom_3_Software.html/BI/6076/KBID/6943" target="_blank">Adobe Lightroom</a></span></li>
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		<title>The Lazy Rule of Thirds</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 09:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jake Garn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Tremendously Lazy Rule of Thirds &#8220;Rules are made to be broken.&#8221;  -My favorite paradox. I can count on one hand the number of rules I will obey without question, based solely on fear of catastrophic consequences: I turn off personal electronics during landing and take-off, I keep my hands inside the ride at all [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1 style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;">The Tremendously Lazy<br />
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<h2 style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #800000;">Rule of Thirds<br />
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<h3 style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #808080;">&#8220;Rules are made to be broken.&#8221;  -My favorite paradox.</span></h3>
<p><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kaila4921.jpg" rel="lightbox[217]" title="Golden Mean I"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-241" title="Golden Mean I" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kaila4921-200x300.jpg" alt="Golden Mean I" width="160" height="240" /></a><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/nicole041.jpg" rel="lightbox[217]" title="Golden Mean II"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-242" title="Golden Mean II" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/nicole041-200x300.jpg" alt="Golden Mean II" width="160" height="240" /></a><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/rita-and-zoie198.jpg" rel="lightbox[217]" title="Golden Mean III"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-243" title="Golden Mean III" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/rita-and-zoie198-200x300.jpg" alt="Golden Mean III" width="160" height="240" /></a><em><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ashle-266.jpg" rel="lightbox[217]" title="Golden Mean IV"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-244" title="Golden Mean IV" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ashle-266-300x200.jpg" alt="Golden Mean IV" width="240" height="160" /></a><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/carly-animal-25a.jpg" rel="lightbox[217]" title="Golden Mean V"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-245" title="Golden Mean V" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/carly-animal-25a-300x200.jpg" alt="Golden Mean V" width="240" height="160" /></a></em><em><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/carly-fruit-212.jpg" rel="lightbox[217]" title="Golden Mean VI"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-246" title="Golden Mean VI" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/carly-fruit-212-300x200.jpg" alt="Golden Mean VI" width="240" height="160" /></a><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/img_8273.jpg" rel="lightbox[217]" title="Golden Mean VII"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-247" title="Golden Mean VII" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/img_8273-300x200.jpg" alt="Golden Mean VII" width="240" height="160" /></a></em><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kaila355.jpg" rel="lightbox[217]" title="Golden Mean VIII"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-248" title="Golden Mean VIII" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kaila355-300x200.jpg" alt="Golden Mean VIII" width="240" height="160" /></a><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/lilian-24.jpg" rel="lightbox[217]" title="Golden Mean IX"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-249" title="Golden Mean IX" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/lilian-24-300x200.jpg" alt="Golden Mean IX" width="240" height="160" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I can count on one hand the number of rules I will obey without question, based solely on fear of catastrophic consequences: I turn off personal electronics during landing and take-off, I keep my hands inside the ride at all times, I don&#8217;t rock vending machines, I resist the urge to climb over zoo fences and I no longer lunge for a police officer&#8217;s holstered gun on April Fools Day. Pretty much everything else is up for debate.</p>
<p>That brings me to the <a title="Wikepedia - Rule of Thirds" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_of_thirds" target="_blank">Rule of Thirds</a>. After a tremendous amount of research (I read a book) I learned that the rule of thirds may actually be just a lazy man&#8217;s sham.  That&#8217;s right, I said it&#8230; <strong>a lazy sham!</strong> On the surface the rule of thirds doesn&#8217;t really make a ton of sense, I mean why would a composition broken up into three equal parts be innately more appealing than any other random spattering in a composition?  Well what if I told you that nature actually <em>does </em>instinctively, and inexplicably seem to have a naturally occurring preference towards a specific ratio, a peculiar number, a divine ratio if you will?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/golden-mean.gif" rel="lightbox[217]" title="Golden Mean"><img class="size-full wp-image-239 alignright" style="margin: 15px;" title="Golden Mean" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/golden-mean.gif" alt="Golden Mean" width="279" height="346" /></a>To find the real story behind the &#8220;rule of thirds&#8221; we need to go back in time, not to the renaissance, not to the Greeks, and not even to Adam nor Eve&#8230; even further.  We need to go to the creation of the universe, why is that?  Well I&#8217;ll tell you why.  There is a number that determines how a sunflower&#8217;s seeds grow, it determines the path a hawk takes when diving at it&#8217;s prey, it is echoed in the breeding habits of rabbits and it even determines how the spirals in a spiral galaxy are laid out.  It&#8217;s all very simple in it&#8217;s beauty and best of all, it&#8217;s all true. If you want to wrap your head around it further then I highly recommend the book <em>The Golden Ratio</em> by Mario Livio (Check it out here <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0767908163?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=jakegarnphot-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0767908163">The Golden Ratio: The Story of PHI, the World&#8217;s Most Astonishing Number</a><img style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=jakegarnphot-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=0767908163" border="0" alt="" width="1" height="1" />).</p>
<p>Interestingly enough this mathematical principle has been seen in artwork as early as 400 B.C., today we refer to this line by several names: the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_ratio" target="_blank">Golden Ratio</a>, the Golden Mean, The Divine Proportion, but whatever you call it you should notice that it does<em> not</em> line up with the rule of thirds. <em>Almost</em> but not quite&#8230;</p>
<p>In other words, if you want to construct a composition where the main points fall on lines used by nature in absolutely mind-blowingly different ways then follow the Golden Mean.  However, if you want to fold up the paper into thirds and have your composition line up with <em>that</em> then by all means, follow the rule of thirds.</p>
<p>Of course I&#8217;m not recommending that you get out your protractor and start measuring your images to makes sure they follow these naturally occurring principles, but what I <em>am</em> recommending that you do is to start seeing the world in a way that Mother Nature tends to see the world, and that is in a proportion that is absolutely elegant in it&#8217;s mathematical beauty.  If you do then your images <em>may</em> start to be just a bit stronger in their appeal.</p>
<p>The following images are all happy accidents&#8230; meaning the alignment of this spiral (called a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fibonacci_spiral_34.svg" target="_blank">Fibonacci spiral</a>) was not pre-planned, it just happens that major parts of the composition fall along major intersections or lines within the spiral. I suppose that&#8217;s just one more thing my images and breeding patterns of rabbits have in common.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 06:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jake Garn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Storm &#8220;There are two sides to every coin, two peas in a pod, two to tango and as far as photography is concerned there are two kinds of storms &#8211; good storms and great storms.&#8220; I am nothing but an extraordinarily courteous photographer (that&#8217;s a lie) and since the bride was used to living [...]]]></description>
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<h2 style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #800000;">Storm</span></h2>
<h3 style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #808080;"><em>&#8220;</em>There are two sides to every coin, two peas in a pod, two to tango and as far as photography is concerned there are two kinds of storms &#8211; good storms and great storms.<em>&#8220;</em></span></h3>
<h3 style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/rita067.jpg"></a><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/rita067.jpg" rel="lightbox[198]" title="Bridall III"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-201" title="Bridall III" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/rita067.jpg" alt="Bridall III" width="285" height="428" /></a></h3>
<p><span style="color: #800000;"><span style="color: #000000;">I am nothing but an extraordinarily courteous photographer (that&#8217;s a lie) and since the bride was used to living in much warmer weather I called her at 1PM, five hours from the scheduled shooting time, and gave her the opportunity to reschedule the shoot for a different, warmer, more predictable day. Lucky for us she was brave&#8230; unlucky for her it was freezing.  Did I mention that she is from Ghana, as in blistering hot and humid Africa?<br />
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<p><span style="color: #800000;"><span style="color: #000000;">The rain started smattering the windshield when we were just a couple miles away from our first shooting location, and then the icy wind started picking up.  The camera is water-resistant, brides will dry off, and any amount of time the assistants spent feeling sorry for the poor girl in a wedding dress is a waste because technically it&#8217;s <em>her</em> fault we were outside in the ice-water rain.  I think we can all agree that the bride should be feeling sorry for bringing the photographer outside into the nasty weather.  Only kidding of course, it was a pleasure to make these images with the beautiful bride!  Well, mostly kidding.<br />
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<p><span style="color: #800000;"><span style="color: #000000;">The weather held off pretty well, considering, just enough wind to poof the wedding dress, the shivering was manageable and the warm car breaks frequent enough to prevent any permanent frost-bite.  The light was incredible, the dark clouds provided the worlds largest soft box creating a perfectly even, soft light on every</span></span><span style="color: #800000;"><span style="color: #000000;">thing.  A little oomph added with an off camera Canon 580EX II fill flash and we have some of the b</span></span><span style="color: #800000;"><span style="color: #000000;">est photo conditions on the planet.</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #800000;"><span style="color: #000000;"><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/rita009.jpg" rel="lightbox[198]" title="Bridals"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-199" title="Bridals" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/rita009-300x200.jpg" alt="Bridals" width="180" height="120" /></a><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/rita111.jpg" rel="lightbox[198]" title="Bridal IV"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-202" title="Bridal IV" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/rita111-300x200.jpg" alt="Bridal IV" width="180" height="120" /><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/rita047.jpg" rel="lightbox[198]" title="Bridal II"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-200" title="Bridal II" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/rita047-300x200.jpg" alt="Bridal II" width="180" height="120" /></a></a><br />
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<p><span style="color: #800000;"><span style="color: #000000;">We shot in multiple places, pressing our luck as the sky continued to darken and then it eventually it happened.  You know how every once in awhile you experience one of those incredible moments whose timing seems far beyond coincidental? I suppose that in a lifetime full of moments it would be more statistically remarkable to <em>not</em> have a handful of those remarkable moments but never-the-less they still seem other-worldly. After snapping the last photo we wrapped up and started walking back, as soon as the bride walked within spitting distance of the car (nope, you won&#8217;t hear that sentence many times in your life) the storm broke, and I mean it really broke.  The cartoon-sized rain drops started pounding down in one of those theatrical displays of pouring normally witnessed only at the movie theater during a break-up scene.  We rushed to shelter and as we all piled inside the warm-ish car the future-sister-in-law put it best.</span></span></p>
<p><em><span style="color: #800000;"><span style="color: #000000;">&#8220;Jake, the photo gods must really love you.&#8221;</span></span></em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #800000;"><span style="color: #000000;">I sure hope she&#8217;s right.</span></span></p>
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		<title>The Mysterious Purse</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 09:32:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jake Garn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Inorganic Decay is very interesting to me. I love the evidence of a bustling past, the idea of complete abandonment and the extreme toll that seems to occur when a place is simply&#8230; left. Which is what makes the discovery of this location an absolute gold mine in my book! Located about 1.5 miles from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3><em><span style="color: #999999;">Inorganic Decay is very interesting to me. I love the evidence of a bustling past, the idea of complete abandonment and the extreme toll that seems to occur when a place is simply&#8230; left. Which is what makes the discovery of this location an absolute gold mine in my book!</span></em></h3>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/long-hallways-301.jpg" rel="lightbox[144]" title="long-hallways-301"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-147" title="long-hallways-301" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/long-hallways-301-200x300.jpg" alt="long-hallways-301" width="200" height="300" /></a><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/long-hallways-44.jpg" rel="lightbox[144]" title="long-hallways-44"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-148" title="long-hallways-44" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/long-hallways-44-200x300.jpg" alt="long-hallways-44" width="200" height="300" /></a><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/long-hallways-107.jpg" rel="lightbox[144]" title="long-hallways-107"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-149" title="long-hallways-107" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/long-hallways-107-200x300.jpg" alt="long-hallways-107" width="200" height="300" /></a><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/long-hallways-113.jpg" rel="lightbox[144]" title="long-hallways-113"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-150" title="long-hallways-113" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/long-hallways-113-200x300.jpg" alt="long-hallways-113" width="200" height="300" /></a><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/long-hallways-139.jpg" rel="lightbox[144]" title="long-hallways-139"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-151" title="long-hallways-139" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/long-hallways-139-200x300.jpg" alt="long-hallways-139" width="200" height="300" /></a><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/long-hallways-176.jpg" rel="lightbox[144]" title="long-hallways-176"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-152" title="long-hallways-176" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/long-hallways-176-200x300.jpg" alt="long-hallways-176" width="200" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>Located about 1.5 miles from my front door it&#8217;s an abandoned school of some sort, since it&#8217;s probably trespassing I won&#8217;t mention any more about the location so don&#8217;t ask, but lets just say we found a way into this completely boarded up building and discovered that what appeared to be a small brick structure is absolutely giant! Two floors of long hallways and dozens and dozens of rooms in various levels of muck and grime. Some are pitch dark and some are lit by broken sky lights. Some rooms smell like &#8216;yard sale&#8217; and some smell like &#8216;hillbilly farmer&#8217;s market&#8217;. Some rooms are beautiful with vintage wallpaper and some are absolutely creepy, like the one with a whole bunch of baby dresses strewn about with the words, &#8220;Satan was here&#8221; scrawled across the wall in thick yellow paint.</p>
<p>What better place to bring a couple of models, a talented wardrobe designer and a half dozen gorgeous hand-made dresses! A big giant thank you goes out to everyone for having the absolute worst cell phone rings in the history of creepy cell phone rings. As you are wandering long, pitch black hallways with two weak flashlights there is no better sound to hear than a slow melodic whistling eight rooms over when your party of six is all a short arms length away&#8230; that split second it takes to realize it&#8217;s a phone in someone&#8217;s bag is not a pleasant split second to say the least.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d say the creepiest experience occurred shortly after the shoot in the purple dress and pearls, we had found our next room (the white insane asylum type room) and I went back to collect all the lights to re-set them up. (PHOTO TIP! I used a Lumedyne 1,000WS strobe with battery pack for this entire shoot) I walked back, by myself, and collected the light stand, battery, camera, and then I noticed an almost new bright yellow backpack sitting next to my camera. I was positive that it wasn&#8217;t there when I set up everything so I figured it belonged to one of the girls so I picked that up too and made my way back down the long hallway. When I arrived back to the group I set everything down and held out the bag expecting its&#8217; owner to thankfully take it from me, instead I got a bunch of odd looks. The bag belonged to no one. In a house of ruinous decay somehow the one pristine object found it&#8217;s way next to my camera&#8230;</p>
<p>Models: Kenzie and Cassie, Wardrobe by: McKell Maddox</p>
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		<title>How to Photograph a Girl in an Aquarium</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 09:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How to Photograph A Girl in an Aquarium First, you need to develop an interest in tropical fish whilst in Junior High, after much cajoling convince your parents to let you procure a fish tank. Enjoy the fish for a long time, but eventually start to neglect them until the tank is only half full [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1 style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;">How to Photograph</span></h1>
<h2 style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #800000;">A Girl in an Aquarium</span></h2>
<p>First, you need to develop an interest in tropical fish whilst in Junior High, after much cajoling convince your parents to let you procure a fish tank.</p>
<p>Enjoy the fish for a long time, but eventually start to neglect them until the tank is only half full (thanks to evaporation) and your starving fish are nourished mostly by the grime inside the tank.</p>
<p>One day, during your sporadic weekly feeding, you will notice that all of the fish have perished. The sense of loss is enhanced by the sad realization that you are horribly unqualified to ever have children.</p>
<p>Eventually the fish aquarium will be cleaned and years later a family member (in my case a brother) will desire to care for fish of their own, you willingly lend them the fish tank with a knowing grin silently predicting how their experience with the aquarium will end.</p>
<p>Two years later the fish aquarium is returned, now you can both reminisce on the fate of the poor fish under your respective care. After spending about 30 minutes too long trying to wedge the wooden fish aquarium stand out of the back seat of their car, the aquarium finds a resting place in the garage next to the lawn mower (which reminds me, when is my cousin going to come mow?)</p>
<p>One bored saturday afternoon while your wife is napping you may be tempted to find a model willing to shoot with you, she says she has a couple hours to spare and is &#8220;On her way,&#8221; but asks, &#8220;What do you have in mind?&#8221;</p>
<p>Good question&#8230;</p>
<p>For some reason you notice the aquarium. Sitting there, a lonely tombstone to many loved, then neglected fish. You think to yourself, that would be a great idea, but there is no way a girl could fit in there.</p>
<p>You ask your wife, she agrees, a 29-gallon aquarium is not meant for a human body. So you move on and shoot another idea, and towards the end of the shoot you mention that you had once thought of shooting in the aquarium but abandoned the idea due to physics.</p>
<p>She claims she can fit in there, she is offended that you thought otherwise. Which is ridiculous because the aquarium is really not that big. She proves you wrong and before you know it you are hauling buckets filled with warm water out to the garage to fill the aquarium as your wife watches, shaking her head in amazement. Aren&#8217;t we all.</p>
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		<title>The Worst Photoshoot EVER!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 04:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jake Garn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These images were created in 2002 roughly one hour before the night took a horrific turn for the worse. Katherine Franco &#8211; Shortly before things took a dramatic turn for the worse. First, I must say that Katherine is probably the main reason I eventually became a decent photographer. I started shooting her in 2001 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3><em><span style="color: #999999;"><span style="color: #800000;">These images were created in 2002 roughly one hour before the night took a horrific turn for the worse.</span><br />
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<dt class="wp-caption-dt"><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/img_0116-cropped.jpg" rel="lightbox[112]" title="Katherine"><img class="size-medium wp-image-113" style="margin: 10px;" title="Katherine" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/img_0116-cropped-299x200.jpg" alt="Katherine Franco - Shortly before things took a turn for the worse." width="299" height="200" /></a></dt>
<dd class="wp-caption-dd" style="text-align: center;"><em><span style="color: #999999;">Katherine Franco &#8211; Shortly before things took a dramatic turn for the worse.</span></em></dd>
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<p>First, I must say that Katherine is probably the main reason I eventually became a decent photographer. I started shooting her in 2001 and it is still my pleasure to shoot her almost eight years later, I&#8217;m shooting her again tomorrow as a matter-of-fact! She has been a tremendously good sport and the mere fact that she even still talks to me after what happened five years ago is insane, thank you Katherine!</p>
<p>So, onto the story. We drove towards the Nevada border, about 40 minutes west of Salt Lake City before turning off at the Dugway exit. For those of you that don&#8217;t know, there is NOTHING at the Dugway exit. Just a long paved road that leads to a military nuclear waste plant and the skeletal remains of a long abandoned gas station.</p>
<p>We arrived and shot a couple images at the gas station while a lone, broken down semi-truck, along with it&#8217;s driver, watched from a distance. Eventually his watching made us both feel a little weird so we decided to explore further south, down the single lane road. We discovered what appeared to be an ancient, dried up lake bed. It was solid as a rock so we drove out and shot until sun-down on the crackled dirt. With a completely unobstructed view of the setting sun, and a bright white giant reflector at our feet we were able to capture some amazing face shots and continued shooting until the sun disappeared below the horizon.</p>
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<dt class="wp-caption-dt"><a href="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/img_0150a.jpg" rel="lightbox[112]" title="Katherine II"><img class="size-medium wp-image-114" style="margin: 10px;" title="Katherine II" src="http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/img_0150a-200x300.jpg" alt="Beautifully oblivious to the upcoming events." width="200" height="300" /></a></dt>
<dd class="wp-caption-dd" style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #999999;"><em>Beautifully oblivious to upcoming events.</em></span></dd>
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<p>That&#8217;s when the trouble started, as the sun went down the air unexpectedly cooled very quickly, and by the time we made it back to my car we were both freezing. I loaded up the gear and we set off to leave, but there was trouble. The once cement lake bed had become a mushy mud soup, after making it about two feet my Xterra was sunk to its axles in thick, dark mud. So, we got out and dutifully did a little digging, and a little pushing and a little peeling out and within minutes the three of us (Katherine, the car, and I) were covered in mud. It would have almost been funny if it weren&#8217;t for the biblical swarm of mosquitoes that started to arrive.</p>
<p>I have no idea what these mosquitoes ate when there weren&#8217;t people stuck in the mud because there wasn&#8217;t a living thing in sight, yet suddenly every mosquito in a 10 mile radius was charging into us. It probably didn&#8217;t help that my car was bright yellow, and apparently the mosquitoes LOVE yellow. The ones that weren&#8217;t distracted by vigorously attacking me and Katherine were attaching themselves and covering the yellow paint almost completely. We dashed for safety inside without even spending a split second thinking about all the gloppy mud we were wearing. We slammed the doors and immediately realized that oh, about a million mosquitoes followed us inside.</p>
<p>Did I mention we were too far in the middle of nowhere for my cell phone to work? Well we were.</p>
<p>Back to the story. This is the part where Katherine lost her ever-loving-mind. Instead of calmly killing the bajillion mosquitoes (the million from earlier had kids) and then thinking through our situation like reasonable adults she just jumped out and started running like a crazed lunatic. Screaming, and swatting. Swatting and screaming. I figured she would eventually realize her mistake and turn around and come back, but she didn&#8217;t. She made it to the pavement and started running towards the freeway, swatting and screaming, screaming and swatting.</p>
<p>&#8220;Great,&#8221; I thought to myself. Now I have to follow her because we all know this is how horror movies start, and I didn&#8217;t want someone to kill her. I needed to keep her alive as a distraction for when the killer came after ME! Juuuust kidding&#8230; mostly.</p>
<p>So off I went, into the sea of soupy mud and starving mosquitoes. She had a good quarter mile lead, and since she was absolutely out-of-her-flipping-mind she had a good deal more adrenaline than me so as we ran the mile or two or three back to the freeway she kept putting more and more distance between us. Plus I had to stop to pick up her shoes, which apparently abandoned her when they realized she had gone insane.</p>
<p>As it got darker and darker I started to wonder what our plan was. Maybe we&#8217;d eventually get cell phone service closer to the freeway, maybe we would have to spend the night in the car, maybe we could throw shoes at the passing cars on the freeway until eventually one of them stopped&#8230; about the time I started wondering what Katherine&#8217;s arm would taste like I realized something that scared the living piss out of me! The trucker was still there! The trucker was getting out of his truck! Katherine was talking to the trucker! Katherine was GETTING INTO THE TRUCK! All joking aside, this was seriously starting to sound like a horror movie.</p>
<p>Now I started running like I was insane! Mosquitoes started splatting against my face, the five extra pounds of mud on my shoes started exploding onto the pavement, brown goo sploshing about with every powerful step like I was throwing rocks into a sewage treatment plant.</p>
<p>It seemed like an eternity before I reached that truck, but when I finally did Katherine was still alive. Visibly terrified (her sanity had just recently returned) but alive. We shared the truckers passenger seat and made a one-bar cell phone call to a tow truck, which was a half hour away (assuming they left at that instant &#8211; which they didn&#8217;t).</p>
<p>So for the next hour or so Katherine and I were regaled by tales from the most well-meaning trucker in the world, who, by the way, was waiting for someone to come fix a flat tire. When he found out that we were there doing a photoshoot he pulled a photo album out from under his seat. I know what you&#8217;re thinking, we had to look through boring vacation photos, and Christmases, and photos of the kids&#8230; but you would be wrong. We happened to pick the trucker that had been to the &#8220;Testicle Festival&#8221; just last summer. What is the Testicle Festival you ask? Well, we made that same mistake, and that&#8217;s why he pulled the album out.</p>
<p>The Testicle Festival is apparently an annual event where the oldest, most unattractive people in the world all gather together for a big pile of naked posing for inappropriate photos. I have no idea who develops photos taken at the testicle festival, but that person should not be allowed to develop photos anymore.</p>
<p>Katherine and I, of course, had to act very impressed by this photo album. One, we feared death and the even greater fear was being banished to the mosquitoes outside. We over did it though. Our impressed act was so convincing that the second album made it&#8217;s appearance. The second album was comprised of photos taken by said truckers wife, and yes, this time the trucker was in the photos.</p>
<p>Why is it that when you are attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes they never have the courtesy to suck the blood out of your eyes?</p>
<p>Yay! The tow truck is here!</p>
<p>&#8220;There is no way this truck will pull you out of that mess.&#8221; So says the only nearby authority on tow-trucks.</p>
<p>Fast forward through the next two hours as Katherine and I are piled into the front seat of a tow truck on the drive back to Tooele to pick up a damn SNOW CAT, then the drive back to the mud death pit of mosquitoes, oh hey the Testicle Festival guy is still here&#8230; &#8220;Hello! Thanks for letting us see your kibbles and bits,&#8221; we yell as we pass him by.</p>
<p>Now onto the search, in pitch darkness, for my car. Mind you we have no idea where we drove off the road. This part of the story takes a really, really long time and it consists of Katherine waiting inside the truck as me and the snow cat driver drive around the muddy lake. Katherine is too scared of the mosquitoes to step outside and every minute we spend away from her I can&#8217;t help but think that she is a goner. For sure, she&#8217;s a goner. &#8220;Oh, there&#8217;s no way she&#8217;s going to make it,&#8221; I think to myself.</p>
<p>Finally! There&#8217;s my car! Oh, my what a depressing, muddy sight. The snow cat easily pulls it onto the pavement, I climb into the muddy tomb and start driving to pick up Katherine&#8217;s body&#8230; wait! She&#8217;s still alive? This horror movie has a HAPPY ending!</p>
<p>Well sort of happy. 7.5 hours after arriving we are leaving with a camera full of stunning photos. We are tired, itchy, muddy&#8230; but alive! Now for the 40 minute drive back home to make the whole ordeal just a tad over eight hours.</p>
<p>Katherine, you&#8217;re the best! I&#8217;m glad you lived.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Brand New Photography Blog Lots of people seemed to enjoy reading my old photography blog, I had video tutorials, stories from my shoots, before and after images, tips and tricks, and sneak previews of new work&#8230; but the problem is I didn&#8217;t love my blog.  It didn&#8217;t look like my style, uploaded videos didn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Lots of people seemed to enjoy reading my <a href="http://www.jakegarnphotography.blogspot.com/" target="_self">old photography blog</a>, I had video tutorials, stories from my shoots, before and after images, tips and tricks, and sneak previews of new work&#8230; but the problem is <span style="text-decoration: underline;">I didn&#8217;t love my blog</span>.  It didn&#8217;t look like my style, uploaded videos didn&#8217;t look nearly as good online as they did on my computer, image size and placement couldn&#8217;t really be controlled&#8230; I finally realized that I loved creating the content but I didn&#8217;t love figuring out the blogging technology.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">That&#8217;s where my new blog and entire new website comes in!  I commissioned my long time friend Sterling Okura, a flourishing <a href="http://bizlift.com/" target="_blank">social media consultant</a>, to create a new blog for me that would be easier to use, have better technology, and would visually integrate with my website.  Well, he went above and beyond by not only creating a better blogging platform using customized <a href="http://www.wordpress.com">WordPress</a> templates but also creating an entire site template that I can edit and change with extraordinary ease!  If that wasn&#8217;t enough he also integrated my <a href="http://jakegarn.carbonmade.com/">carbonmade </a>gallery <em>into</em> my website, so now updating galleries is extraordinarily easy!</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">So what does that mean for you, my loyal viewers?  Better blogs, better content, more frequently updated galleries, better everything!  My old blog will go by the wayside but I plan on reposting some of my most popular stories and tutorials here&#8230; keep in touch!</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">-Jake</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">PS &#8211; If you are interested in a similar setup for YOUR website feel free to contact Sterling at <a href="http://bizlift.com/">http://bizlift.com/</a> and tell him that I sent you!  <img src='http://www.jakegarn.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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